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CURRYART123 Says: (Nov 2nd 2010, 1:30AM)

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Psst.
I want Nate to be my teacher.
And

said to ask you.

Sangaku Says: (Sep 22nd 2010, 3:01AM)

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Pardon me...

Normalman Says: (Jul 24th 2010, 5:57AM)

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Milk Delivery! *Leaves milk bottles at your doorstep*

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:44PM)

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You, me, deal, now.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:45PM)

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Well, hello, Sammy-Sam!

What brings you to my pleasant office?

-thumps coming from behind an elephant in his room, followed by Jesus singing gospel music-

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:47PM)

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..... Things I'm bound ta regret- Listen, Mister Bastian, I've come ta make a deal with ya.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:47PM)

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Ooohhh, a deal! What kind of deal, Sammy?

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:52PM)

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I will give y'back the Rulebook IF you do somethin' for me.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:53PM)

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!!

The rulebook. That stupid, stupid, fun-ruining rulebook.

I'm listening.

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:54PM)

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I want to be brought back to life. Tha's what I want.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:56PM)

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....

Ooohhhh, Sammy, Sammy Sammy.

What you're asking is a biiiiig thing!

I mean, what will Sheeg say if I just bring to life any yahoo with a book?

It wouldn't be pretty.

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 5:57PM)

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Now here's the zinger.

Y'don't do this fer me, I'll keep the book an' report yer last couple-a incidents ta The Powers That Be.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:01PM)

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....Well, that sounds like a mean threat.

I mean, I certainly don't bend to threats!

Yup!

I certainly don't... -surreptitiously pulls out a document and a pen-

make deals with... -starts signing and initialing- little girls who threaten God.

It just wouldn't be right, would it? I mean, if anything like that ever happened, it wouldn't have anything to do with Me, would it?

Riiiight?

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:02PM)

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Jus' finish fillin' out the papers, doc.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:03PM)

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-finishes up-

Now, don't sign here, and you certainly mustn't initial here!

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:04PM)

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-sign, initial, slams down pen-

Pleasure doin' business with ya.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:07PM)

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Oh, by the way.

Since you're alive, that means you aren't technically allowed in Heaven.

Soooo... -snaps his fingers, and a big hooded angel appears next to Sammy-

We're gonna let Mr. Kafziel take you back home, alright?

Sammy DeSa Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:09PM)

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....Shit I hope our house is still standing.

Bastian Says: (Jul 23rd 2010, 6:10PM)

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Oh, it's standing. It uh, was bought out a while back, so that technically means you're homeless!

Sorry~!

Oh, and I'll just take that.

-the Kafziel takes the Rulebook and tosses it over to Bastian-

-snaps again, and the Kafziel knocks you out to wake up on Earth-

Nathanial Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 4:21PM)

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KYAH HA HA HA HA LIGHTBULB!

Bastian Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 4:23PM)

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Nathanial, you appear as an overweight, tree-haired, unshaven man. Can you truly condemn me?

Nathanial Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 4:23PM)

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HELL YES AH CAN! KYAH HA HA!

Bastian Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 4:29PM)

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Natey, as soon as I am out of this form, we are going to ALL of the bars. HEAVEN, OR HELL.

YOU HEAR ME?

Nathanial Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 5:25PM)

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AH'LL MAKE MICHAEL KEEP Y'IN THAT FORM FEREVER!

Bastian Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 10:54PM)

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YOU BETTER NOT

Nathanial Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 10:57PM)

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AH'MMA GO TELL 'IM NOW!

Bastian Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 11:07PM)

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I'LL GET HIM TO ASSIGN YOU D-GOD DUTY FOR A WHOLE MONTH, NATE.

Nathanial Says: (Jul 18th 2010, 11:46PM)

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BITE MEH, BASTIAN.

OH RIGHT, YOU CAN'T.

Y'AIN'T GOT A MOUTH.

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-continues to drink- posted Jul 24th 2010, 9:32PM

Mood: Droopy

Oh, right.

I was defeated, oh nooooo, Nate gets to see his daughterrrr.

-hic-

WELL LEMME TELL

LEMME..

LEMME TELL YOU SHOMETHIN', PAL.

Bein' God ish hard.

Yup yup, hard.

-drink drink-

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